Christmas is on it’s way and thought I’d throw out some recommendations for those stuck on ideas of what to buy your loved ones. Here’s my top 5!
5.Vinyl Bowl (of course!)
Anyone who came to Hip Hop Kemp 2006 knows about these! They’re selling them for 25 pounds these days after they stole my idea and commercialized it! We were giving them away free with CD’s.. you missed out.. but still a good xmas present none the less.
2. Frrrozen Haute Chocolate.
If you’ve got the money then why not buy someone the worlds most expensive, pimped out, blinged up dessert for after their Christmas dinner. The Frrrozen Haute Chocolate is a mix of cocoas and milk frozen to a slushylike consistency. But it does not stop there. Five grams of 24-carat gold are mixed in; then, the chocolate is topped with whipped cream and of course more gold. It’s then served in a goblet surrounded with a crown made, of course, of gold and diamonds. Of course you gotta eat it off a golden spoon too.. that’s for all the platinum rappers out there! only $25,000 per serving! But you have to be a serious pimp to eat it!
3. LavNav Nightlight
From the cheaper range, here is something for the man with the worlds worst habit. You guessed it, the man who always forgets to put the toilet seat down after use. Doesn’t it drive you girls crazy when you come in at the middle of the night and fall into the toilet because he hasn’t put the seat down? Well this nifty little light solves the problem.. It’ very simple, if the seat it up it shows a redlight or a stoplight if the seat it down it’s green giving you the go ahead to do your business! Only 20 pounds for the luxury!
2. Neiman Marcus ‘Conversational Robot’
Apparently you’ll swear he’s human, right down to his facial expressions. How does he do it? Revolutionary character-engine artificial intelligence software. Micro-camera eyes. More than 30 robotic micro motors. All running off a PC laptop (included, of course). You can even teach him to wink every time the wife walks by… Price? $75,000.00 big ones!
1. The ultimate Boombox for a hip hop Christmas!
With its gold color and fold-out turntable, this Marantz PMS 6000 is my number one recommendation for Christmas! Controls are up top, as is the cassette deck and AM/FM tuner. What more could you want? A boombox that plays records and is gold! Only problem is they’re really hard to find and can go from $500 – $2000 if your lucky enough to find one!
Have a happy Christmas!
funked up fold-out?! man. doesnt play 12″s though… Hows about a state of ‘design’ venture and release somadem vinyl bowls your selves, very good water-proof hats!
yeah they’re are boomboxes that play 12″s but they aren’t gold.. i guess you have to decide whats better looking cool or playing 12″s haha
just get all these in one room and watch the party really get started. maybe a few of them lamps (toilet seats included!) and the conversation bubble bot to welcome everyone in as well as one for all the people who cant get their groove on and need some company. boombox blastin (as much until it makes the vinyl skip) and vinyl bowls full of christmas sweets for everyone who didnt get the super-deluxe frozen, gold plated, haute chocolate dessert!
where’s the ASM christmas party at?!
does gold taste good?
I LOVE WINYL!
I love that boombox. Fade you wanna buy me one? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease i was good girl
Yeah, the Vinyl bowl .. I look over to my left and there it stands in its full pride and technical perfection !
HAHAHAHAH I own a marantz PMS- 6000. I am the only one I know who owns one or has ever seen one. It is the box that everyone knows about and no one has ever seen. You have the stock catalog picture. Funny thats the only pic on the web of it. It took me 6 years of weekly searching and cost me 900 dollars to buy mine. It is hands down the hardest boombox ever to find. It is imposible to find because it was like 1000 dollars new in 82. So none were sold. If you would like to find a box like it look for a pilot made in canada. It is a much cheaper box. No where near the quality of the marantz. Its a plasic knock off. Hahaha I have 3 pilots. Good luck catching up to my wall of record playing boomboxes. RECORD DIGGER FOR LIFE. You should see the 40,000 og breaks in my collection. Hahhahhhahhaahahah